A Delightful Message To Santa From An Internet Marketer

How are things in the terrific North Pole? Because it tis' the Christmas season, here is my letter about what I'd like for Christmas.

Santa, I know you do that whole good instead of bad thing. I promise I've been a fantastic online marketer this year. I have not spammed the search engines with mirror internet sites, link farm purchases or small tricks to tweak your pals at Google.

Now, while I've been excellent, I would like a number of bad things for Christmas. No horses here, I want the excellent stuff.

Dear Santa, I need:

1. A lump of coal to be given to the awful individual or persons at Yahoo who are deleting my pages from their search engine results.

2. A lump of coal to the very same people at Yahoo who invented the site match nonsense. Feel absolutely free to let the reindeer relieve themselves while over the roofs of these peoples' houses.

3. To meet an individual from Google who handles the ranking updates within a bar late at night immediately after they've been drinking for four or 5 hours. I only need 15 minutes. Please! I have been so very good.

4. 5 minutes inside the Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.

5. Several hours with your list of bad men and women who will get coal for the holidays. Do not worry, I can figure out the ones that are fraudulently clicking my PPC ads.

6. Please send the Santa virus to the people today who keep sending me the phishing Pay Pal messages.

7. Exact same thing for the bad children sending me pharmaceutical spam.

8. Help me determine a way to buy web traffic for my online company site. I hear buying traffic is good for any internet business. If you do not believe me, search: buy a web.

Now I understand you happen to be a master of being subtle. When I visited you in the mall, you acted like I was a lunatic and you did not know what I was talking about.

I really did not appreciate you calling security and the FBI, but I guess everyone has a bad day. I'm confident I can depend on you to come through this year.

Oh, I forgot one thing. Angelina Jolie. Definitely Angelina Jolie. Keep her short dork boyfriend at home. Now that is not too much to ask is it? Is it?

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